But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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