So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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