yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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