id be glad to
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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