Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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