so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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