Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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