I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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