with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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