We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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