I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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