I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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