i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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