i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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