why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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