my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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