so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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