Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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