Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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