"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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