I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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