sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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