smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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