Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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