Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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