that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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