i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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