i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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