she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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