It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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