Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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