My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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