doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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