what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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