This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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