so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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