well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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