well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
