He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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