I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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