How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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