New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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