The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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