Farmville is her only friend.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My life is pants optional.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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