all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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