i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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