Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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