Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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