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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.

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  Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

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• (925): View more from California

  He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  are you going to last longer than 15 seconds

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  nope

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.

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• (951): View more from California

  So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.

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  dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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  that bad?

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  u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

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  Find him and marry him.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.

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