using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.