yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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