your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.