My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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