There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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