remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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