Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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