If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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