ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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