Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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