just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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