Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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