I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just want nice things and good sex
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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